Picking up women is not so easy on a cold rainy day. Everyone's hurrying home and hiding underneath their umbrellas. We almost gave up! But then we spotted that gorgeous brunette in a sexy mini dress. She had some free time and agreed to play billiards with us. You know that we took her to the billiards club…

Our night started so terribly wrong today! My friend Edik suggested that fucking stupid idea, to try and pick up a girl on a railway station. Who the fuck picks up girls in such places?! I should have thought about it earlier. We had been chasing chicks all night, but they all were in a hurry. Not surprisingly.…

My friend and me decided to pick up some hot cutie in the mall. We wanted to have a bite first and went to the food court, and who would have thought that we'd find our girl there! She was sitting alone at the table, that pretty blonde, drinking coffee. We started a conversation, but she was extremely…